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400+ LYRICS ON-LINE A-Z
of Lyrist MICK TERRY
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Accept the Best in Me
Ain't It the American Dream?
Alien Inside Me - Collaboration with Jimmie Haskell .
All Duded Out
All My Taxes Go to AIG
All Over You
All That Money
And All the Little Girls (Want to be Britney Spears)
Aloha Oi Vey
Although I've Said It
(Dick Clarke's) American Grandslam
American Hacker
Among the Ranks (of the Self-Employed)
Angel in the Back Room .
Anorexia Can Be Fun
Another Face, Another Name
Another Internet Christmas .
Another Naked Breakfast .
(I Don't Care if You Call Me) Apathetic .
Apathetic about Your Ethics
Apology Accepted
Appliance Alliance Against Me
(Armando Lopez) The Tired White Heron
Ass Is a Four-Letter Word
(I Can Remember) At Least One Boob

Backing Up
Battle of the Bands
Bear Facts
Beauty of the Scars
Behind the Lines
Below the Surface
Better Be a Better Boy .
Big Bird's Missing
The Big Fade
Big Fat Zit
The Big One
Bigfoot Ate My Mother .
Biker in My Mirror .
Bill Cosby Groped Me Too
Bin Laden, bin Laden [9-11-01] (military marching chant parody) .
Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
Black Cloud
Blanket Thief Conspiracy
Bloody Whale Tales in the Faroes
Blow-Up Doll
Blustery Day
Body Count .
Bored with his Ferrari
Bottomless Bottle (Again, 'Til Then) .
Bottoms Up, Light 'Em Up
BP Wants Their Life Back
Brand New Slums
Breaking Down (to the Molecular Level)
Bridge on Chappaquiddick
Bring Down
Brokeback Movie
Buried in Email
BushWhacked .
But Of Course It's Not the Same .
But Since I'm Just Vanilla
But Then, That Kiss
But You Can't Get There from Her
But You Never Saw Me (Like Zhivago)
Buy, Buy, Buy

Cahuenga, Topanga (Tujunga, Cucamonga) .
California Screamin' (California Dreamin' parody) .
Can We Talk?
Cardinal Law .
Casey A. (Casey Jones parody) .
Caught in the Desert
Chicken Turkey
Children of War
Christmas Dinner Alone
Christmas Party
Close, But No Horseshoe .
C.O. .
Come Back
Come Clean with Me
Comedy of Terrors
The Commercial Channel
The Computer Ate My Homework
Confusion Made Simple
Cop on my Tail
Copycat, Copycat (originally Pattycake, Pattycake parody) .
Count on You
Creepy Crawlies . x2
Crescent Moon * Song of the Year Award Suggested Artist .

Daddy Canceled Christmas
The Day After Roswell (Of Corso)
The Day the World Stood Still [9-11-01]
The Day We Were Invaded
Dead (Michael Jackson's Bad parody) .
Death May Be Trying to Kill Me
Death or Taxes
Deck the Walls (with Bowls of Jello) (Deck the Halls parody) .
Deep Pockets .
Diamonds in the Rough .
Dick Cheney Asked Me to Go Hunting .
A Different Man
A Different Shade of Loving .
Dirty Cop
Does She Know What She Is Doing?
Does this Pregnancy (Make Me Look Fat?)
Don't Say I Never .
Don't Sing .
Don't Shoot Me
Don't Try to Tell Me
Down on the Sidewalk
Dr. Phil Had a Breakdown
Dream Dance .
(If I Wanted to) Drive this Slow
Drunk in the Saddle Again (originally Back in the Saddle Again parody) .
The Dumpster

Easy Laugh
The Easter Bunny & Santa
Eddie, Get Off the Damn Phone .
Ehawee Is Gone
El Crapo (El Paso parody) .
Element of Surprise
Elephant in the Room
Everybody Screws Up Sometime
Everything is Automagic .
Evil Twin .
Excuses, Excuses
Experiments Come
An Extra Arm
Eyes that Cross

Face to Face .
Fairy Godfather - Collaboration with Stewart Sher .
Falling Space Junk
Family .
(How Come) The Fat Guy on Lost
Fat Man in the Red Suit .
Fatal Friends & Fattening Foe (originally FaithfulFriends&FlatteringFoe parody) .
Filling the Tub
Fins Fins (The Oddysey of the Trailer) - Collaboration with Stewart Sher .
First Time Out (in his Brand New Porsche)
Five Good Friends in Harlem
Fog on the Windshield
Folliclely Challenged .
Forty Bibles .
Franklin, Grant & Jackson
Franklintown Flood .
Freedom's a Word .
Friday the Thirteenth
From Tooth to Tail
Full Body Message
Full of Surprises

Gasoline Prices Were Plunging
Get in Line
Get Out of Jail Free Card (Lindsay Lohan)
Get the Feeling .
The Girl's Gone Mild
Give Me a Heat-Seeking Missile
Give the Poor Guy a Break
Glad to Be Here .
Global Warning
God How I'm Glad
Go Easy on the Goods
Going Batty
Going to Hell (in a Handbasket)
Gone Ape over Him
The Good, the Bad & the Ugliest (Hurricane Katrina: New Orleans)
Goodbye Was All She Wrote .
Go West, Kanye Man
Green Hummer
Guess What I Found ('Neath the Dirty Fridge) .

Half a Heartbeat Away (Sarah Palin) (originally Slip Slidin' Away parody) .
Hanukkah Chanukah Song (Hanukkah Song parody) .
Happy Birthday Anyway (originally Happy Happy Birthday Baby parody) .
Happy Kwanzaa-Chanukah-Al Hijra-Christmas
Hard Times in Malibu Blues (originally Heartbreak Hotel parody) .
Hasty Bones (Casey Jones parody) .
Heart and Roll .
Heart or Soul
Hell on Water
Hello, She's like So Busted .
Help! The Paranoids Are Chasing Me
Hey, Dude (Hey, Jude parody) .
Hey, It's Not Me
Hey, Mister! .
Hey! You Talking to Me?
Hidden Corners .
(Have a Fun) High School Reunion .
Hocus POTUS
Hole in Your Pocket
If the Holocaust Was a Myth *Margaret Reid Poetry Prize Secondary Short List
Horror Stories . x2
The Hospital Tango (Whatcha In For?) .
How Can I Be Falling?
How Come We're the Only Ones?
Howl R U on Horrorween? . x2
The $164 Million Question
Hung Like a Horse
Hypothetical Question
Hysteria the Beatleful (America the Beautiful parody) .

I Ain't Begging
I Can Hear My Eyelids
I Can Tell You Buy at Costco
I Can Tell You're from Bawlmer .
I Can't Believe I Touched It
I Choose You
I Didn't Survive Survivor
I Don't Think my Mommy Likes Me Very Much
I Don't Want to Go There
I Got Problem with America
I Had to Move from Smallville
I Love Your Laughter .
I Passed the Bar
I Want Him Back from Iraq
I Wasn't Making Advances (Senator Larry Craig)
I'd Prefer You Didn't Miss Me
If I Could Breathe * Margaret Reid Poetry Prize Secondary Short List
If it's My Wife, I'm Not Here
If You're So Clever
If We're Going Down (Flight 93) [9-11-01] .
I'm Getting Just a Little Bit Worried .
I'm Going Home - Collaboration with Ed Bennett .
I'm Going to Kill that Dog .
I'm Looking for Young Men
I'm Not That Desperate ... Yet
I'm Offended
I'm Trading You In
I'm Voting for McBama
In the Year 2012
The Innocent Toy .
The Inn of the Seventh Ray
In the Ravine
Invasion of Privacy
It Won't Help
It's Crazy .
It's Showtime, Folks!

Jenny's Such a Klutz
Jew Christmas (Blue Christmas parody) .
Jimmy Carter Sends Me Letters
It's Just a Job
Just Before Lost Hills * Song of the Year Award Runner Up .
Just Friends .
Just So Fat

Kazual Friday
(I've Successfully) Killed All My Bonsai
(Go Off &) Kill Someone
Kingdom of the Gun .
King's Ransom (Lonely Day in Memphis)
Kittens & Puppies

Lack Attack .
Lame Duck
Land of Dreams
The Last Time I Saw Elvis .
Late for his Own Life
& Leave the Dying to Us
Let Me Be Your Blanket
Let Me Buy You Breakfast
Life.com
Life's Too Short
Lights Out on the World - Collaboration with Ed Bennett .
Limericus Papalia
Listen to Me, Santa .
Little Green Men?
Little Surfer (But Not Tonight) (originally Surfer Girl parody) .
A Little Suspicious
Little Timmy (McVeigh)
Long Showers .
Looking for Ms. Prefect
Looks Like It's Forever - Collaboration with Jordan Terry .
Loose Lips Libby
Lost in a Voice Mail Jungle
The Love You Make

Making the Worst (of a Bad Situation) .
Massacre on Valentine's Night
Maximum Exposure
Maybe We've Been Planning This
Maybe We've Hurt .
(There's Got to be) A Meaning (But Take Me Away) .
Medium
Memory Problem
Methane (Cocaine parody) .
Million Dollar Shoes (David Beckham)
Miss Manners, Miss Manners
Morning Light .
Morongo, Morongo
Mother Plucker .
Mouth-to-Mouth
Mr. Wheeler In Your SUV
Mrs. Harry Potter
Must Be the Maid's Year Off
It Must Have Been Some Party
My Binky, My Blanky
My Butt Hurts
My Client Confessed
My Computer's Down
My Ex-'s New Boyfriend
My God, Your God
My Name is Albert Kydah
My President, Right or Dumb

As Natural as an Uzi
Nekkid
Never Took Viagra (Never Been to Spain parody) .
New Neighbor from Atascadero
Night of Dying Moon .
No Blues
(It was a) Noir & Horny Night (in Paris)
No One Asks Us to their Parties
No Pity Party Here
No Show at the Altar
No! This Can't Be Happening!
No Way that I'm Going Back Home Yet
Norma Jean (Billie Jean parody) .
North Wind .
Norton AntiTerrorist - Collaboration with Jimmie Haskell .
Not Quite the World's Oldest Profession .
Not Unlike Tom Dooley .
The Nuke's a Hazard

Of Course It Had to Rain
On Boney Island
On the Ropes .
Once I've Given You My Heart
Once the Dark Wings .
One More Damned Resolution
One More Zero
One Quick Lesson in Flying
The One that Walked Away
One Too Many Backflips
Only Floss the Teeth You Want to Keep
Oops, We Bombed the Wrong Country
Open Mouth, Insert Foot
Open Mouth, Insert Foot (Female Version)
Open Season on the Freeway
Open Water, Blair Fish Project .
The Other Way .
Out on the Left Coast (originally Under the Boardwalk parody) .
Outsourcing, Offshoring
(Have You Been) Over-Athenated

Paris Had My Number
(Real Big Night for this) Party of One
Patience
Peanut Butter Pancakes (& Pepperoni Pizza Pie Ice Cream) .
(Is That a) Pencil in Your Pocket? (or are you just happy ... ?) .
People Think I'm Horny
Perpetual Eclipse
Picture Perfect
Pimp My Walker
A Pirate's Life will be the Death of Me
Plant Some Windmills (Ed Begley, Jr.)
Plap, Plop, Plip
Plastic Rivers .
Playing Toy Soldiers
Proof of Santa
Put All Your Burdens on Me .

Raining Fire from Heaven
Rattled in Seattle
A Reason We Call Them Illegals
Re-Gifted Again
Remember Alderon
Rubber Bullets (bridge is MacArthur Park parody) .
Rudy, the Red-Nosed Reindeer (originally Rudolph, the R-NR parody) .
Rumble on Sesame Street
Runaway Cart
Runaway Toyota
Running Out of the Movies
Running Out of TP
Running Out of Virgins in Heaven
Running with Scissors

Saddami, Saddami, Baloney (originally Salami, Salami, Baloney parody) .
Safe Space
Saint Ronald Reaganomics
Same Old Story
Sandman Is Calling .
Santa Got Run Over by his Reindeer (Grandma GRObaR parody) .
Santa Might Be a Mexican
Santa Must Have a Hovercraft
Santa's Been a Bad, Bad Boy (originally SC is Coming to Town parody) .
Security Strip-Searched Granny
$700 Billion may be Chump Change
She Didn't Mind
She Is Magic
She's a Knockout
She's Got a Tattoo
She's Out of My League
She's Turning Left
She Will Not Say She's Sorry
Shine
Shot Down More Times Tonight (bridge is Signs parody) .
Silly Sally Cellhole .
The Simple Life
A Singular Rhyme
Sleeper Cell
Smarterer
Soft Side to the Sun .
So Here We Are at New Year's
I Sold My Wife on eBay
So Long, So Wrong
Somebody Gunned Down Barney .
Somebody's Moving In .
Sometimes I Just Want to Cry .
Sorry, We're on Our Break
Speakee ze Angleesh?
Spread a Lot of Money
Stand Tall .
Steaming Cup of Coffee .
& Still She Sleeps
Stories .
Such a Super Boob (Janet Jackson - 2004 Super Bowl)
Sugar High, Sugar Low .
Swimming with the Sharks

Taggers Hit Our Home Today
Take a Bowel
Take Me Out to the Brawl Game (Take Me Out to Ball Game parody) .
(And Still I'm) Talking to Myself .
Target on his Back
Terrorists Don't Take a Vacation
Thank God You Saved Me from American Idol
Thank You, Mr. Bush
That Deputy
That Key (Doesn't Work Here Anymore .
That Is, 'til There Was You .
That's a Problem
That's Gotta Hurt
That's Swell, Mel (Gibson)
& There She Goes (Home Again) * Song of the Year Award Runner Up .
The Things that I Remember
This Isn't Twilight
This Phone is a P.O.S.
Three Miles Later
Three Strikes Against You
Thuper Thighs Me
Tickle Me, Tickle Me
Tiger & Me
Tired of Christmas
To Catch a Predator
Token White Boy .
Toothless Assholes on Jerry Springer
Topped Out on Twitter
Tornado Alley
A Touch of Christmas .
Touchdown on the H2O
Tough Job
Toy Story from China
Trailer Trash Tramp
Tree Butchers of LA
Turning Old .
12 On / 12 Off: Who Needs Sleep?
Two for the Price of One .

The Ugliest Christmas Tree
U-Haul Ass
Under a Rock
United States of Mexico

Vee Half Vase Off May Kink U Tock
Voice Recognition

Warm & Fuzzy Christmas
The Way the Starlight Fills the Sky .
Wayward Son .
We Don't Want Much
Welcome to Sedona, Arizona
We're Not in This 50/50
We Sure Ripped the Bed Apart
What Child Is This? (What Child Is This? / Greensleeves parody) .
What Makes You Think You've Got a Compact?
What the Hell Did We Hit?
What the Hell is Going On? .
What the Hell Did I Ever Do to Montezuma? .
What the Hell Took Us So Long?
Wheelchair in San Francisco
Wheels on the Road .
(Tsunami) When the Wave Came
Where Are the Nuggets on a Chicken?
Where Do Vampires Go on Christmas?
Whispering Too Loud
The Whistle Song .
Who's Afraid of the Big Blair Witch? (originally Big Bad Wolf parody) .
Who Put the "Duh!" in W?
Whoa, Mom & Dad! (Put Your Clothes Back On)
Who's Your Daddy?
Why Are They Shooting at Me?
Why Can't We Be Ron? (Why Can't We Be Friends? parody) .
Why Wait? Procrastinate
Winning with a Losing Hand .
Wishful Drinking .
With Morning Mouth
A Woman Like You
The World Is Not Your Ashtray
The World's Greatest Lover
Worn Out by our Vacation
The Wrong Man Sits on Death Row (Troy Davis)

Yeah, He Was Cool
You Can Take My Body
You Could Get Seriously Injured
You Didn't Return My Call
You Were the Best
Your ---- Don't Stink
You're an Illegal Alien
Your Leaving .
You've Got a Lot of Balls
You've Got Spam
You've Still Got a Job to Do

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are not necessarily politically correct.
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then we are sorry that we underestimated
your senses of humanity & humor. )

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