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The $164 Million Question

Accept the Best in Me
Ain't It the American Dream?
Alien Inside Me - Collaboration with Jimmie Haskell .
All Duded Out
All Over You
All That Money
And All the Little Girls (Want to be Britney Spears)
Aloha Oi Vey
Although I've Said It
(Dick Clarke's) American Grandslam
American Hacker
Among the Ranks (of the Self-Employed)
Angel in the Back Room .
Anorexia Can Be Fun
Another Face, Another Name
Another Internet Christmas .
Another Naked Breakfast .
(I Don't Care if You Call Me) Apathetic .
Apathetic about Your Ethics
Apology Accepted
(Armando Lopez) The Tired White Heron

Backing Up
Battle of the Bands
Behind the Lines
Below the Surface
Better Be a Better Boy .
Big Bird's Missing
The Big Fade
Big Fat Zit
The Big One
Bigfoot Ate My Mother .
Biker in My Mirror .
Bill Cosby Groped Me Too
Bin Laden, bin Laden   [9-11-01]   (military marching chant parody) .
Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
Blanket Thief Conspiracy
Blustery Day
Body Count .
Bored with his Ferrari
Bottomless Bottle (Again) .
Bottoms Up, Light 'Em Up
Brand New Slums
Breaking Down (to the Molecular Level)
Bring Down
Brokeback Movie
Buried in Email
BushWhacked .
But Of Course, It's Not the Same .
But Since I'm Just Vanilla
But You Can't Get There from Her
But You Never Saw Me (Like Zhivago)
Buy, Buy, Buy

Cahuenga, Topanga (Tujunga, Cucamonga) .
California Screamin'   (California Dreamin' parody) .
Can We Talk?
Cardinal Law
Caught in the Desert
Chicken Turkey
Children of War
Christmas Dinner Alone
Christmas Party
Close, But No Horseshoe .
C.O.   .
Come Back
Come Clean with Me
Comedy of Terrors
The Commercial Channel
The Computer Ate My Homework
Confusion Made Simple
Cop on my Tail
Copycat, Copycat   (originally Pattycake, Pattycake parody) .
Count on You
Crescent Moon .

Daddy Canceled Christmas
The Day the World Stood Still   [9-11-01]
The Day We Were Invaded
Death May Be Trying to Kill Me
Death or Taxes
Deep Pockets .
Diamonds in the Rough
Dick Cheney Asked Me to Go Hunting .
A Different Man
A Different Shade of Loving .
Dr. Phil Had a Breakdown
Does She Know What She Is Doing?
Does this Pregnancy (Make Me Look Fat?)
Don't Say I Never .
Don't Sing .
Don't Shoot Me
Down on the Sidewalk
Dream Dance .
(If I Wanted to) Drive this Slow
Drunk in the Saddle Again  (originally Back in the Saddle Again parody) .

Easy Laugh
The Easter Bunny & Santa
Eddie, Get Off the Damn Phone .
Ehawee Is Gone
Element of Surprise
Elephant in the Room
Everybody Screws Up Sometime
Everything is Automagic
Evil Twin .
Excuses, Excuses
Experiments Come
An Extra Arm
Eyes that Cross

Face to Face .
Fairy Godfather - Collaboration with Stewart Sher .
Family .
(How Come) The Fat Guy on Lost
Fat Man in the Red Suit .
Fatal Friends and Fattening Foe
Filling the Tub
Fins Fins (The Oddysey of the Trailer) - Collaboration with Stewart Sher .
First Time Out (in his Brand New Porsche)
Five Good Friends in Harlem
Folliclely Challenged .
Forty Bibles .
Franklintown Flood .
Friday the Thirteenth
From Tooth to Tail
Full Body Message
Full of Surprises

Gasoline Prices Were Plunging
Get in Line
Get the Feeling .
The Girl's Gone Mild
Give Me a Heat-Seeking Missile
Give the Poor Guy a Break
Glad to Be Here .
Global Warning
God How I'm Glad
Go Easy on the Goods
Going Batty
Gone Ape over Him
The Good, The Bad & The Ugliest  (Hurricane Katrina: New Orleans)
Goodbye Was All She Wrote .
Green Hummer
Guess What I Found ('Neath the Dirty Fridge) .

Hard Times in Malibu Blues   (originally Heartbreak Hotel parody) .
Hasty Bones   (Casey Jones parody) .
Heart and Roll .
Heart or Soul
Hell on Water
Hello, She's like So Busted .
Help! The Paranoids Are Chasing Me
Hey, Dude   (Hey, Jude parody) .
Hey, It's Not Me
Hey, Mister! .
Hidden Corners .
High School Update
Hocus POTUS
Hole in Your Pocket
If the Holocaust Was a Myth .
Horror Stories
The Hospital Tango (Whatcha In For?) .
How Can I Be Falling?
Howl R U on Horrorween? .
Hung Like a Horse
Hypothetical Question

I Ain't Begging
I Can Hear My Eyelids
I Can't Believe I Touched It
I Can Tell You're from Bawlmer .
I Choose You
I Didn't Survive Survivor
I Don't Think my Mommy Likes Me Very Much
I Don't Want to Go There
I Had to Move from Smallville
I Love Your Laughter .
I Passed the Bar
I Want Him Back from Iraq
I Wasn't Making Advances (Senator Larry Craig)
I'd Prefer You Didn't Miss Me
If I Could Breathe
If You're So Clever
If We're Going Down (Flight 93) [9-11-01] .
(You're an) Illegal Alien
I'm Getting Just a Little Bit Worried
I'm Going Home - Collaboration with Ed Bennett .
I'm Going to Kill that Dog .
I'm Not That Desperate ... Yet
I'm Offended
I'm Trading You In
The Innocent Toy .
The Inn of the Seventh Ray
In the Ravine
Invasion of Privacy
It Won't Help
It's Crazy .

It's Just a Job
Just before Lost Hills
Just Friends .
Just So Fat

(I've Successfully) Killed All My Bonsai
(Go Off &) Kill Someone
Kingdom of the Gun .
King's Ransom (Lonely Day in Memphis)

Lack Attack .
Lame Duck
Land of Dreams
The Last Time I Saw Elvis .
Late for his Own Life
Let Me Be Your Blanket
Let Me Buy You Breakfast
Life.com
Life's Too Short
Lights Out on the World - Collaboration with Ed Bennett .
Limericus Papalia
Listen to Me, Santa .
Little Green Men?
Little Surfer (But Not Tonight)   (originally Surfer Girl parody) .
Little Timmy (McVeigh)
Long Showers .
Looking for Ms. Prefect
I'm Looking for Young Men
Looks Like It's Forever - Collaboration with Jordan Terry .
Loose Lips Libby
Lost in a Voice Mail Jungle
The Love You Make

Making the Worst (of a Bad Situation)
Maximum Exposure
Maybe We've Been Planning This
Maybe We've Hurt .
Medium
Memory Problem
Million Dollar Shoes (David Beckham)
Miss Manners, Miss Manners
Morning Light .
Morongo, Morongo
Mother Plucker .
Mouth-to-Mouth
Mr. Wheeler In Your SUV
Mrs. Harry Potter
It Must Have Been Some Party
My Butt Hurts
My God, Your God
My Name is Albert Kydah
My President, Right or Dumb

As Natural as an Uzi
New Neighbor from Atascadero
Night of Dying Moon
No One Asks Us to their Parties
No Pity Party Here
No Way that I'm Going Back Home Yet
North Wind .
Norton AntiTerrorist - Collaboration with Jimmie Haskell .
Not Quite the World's Oldest Profession
Not Unlike Tom Dooley .
The Nuke's a Hazard

Of Course It Had to Rain
On Boney Island
On the Ropes .
Once I've Given You My Heart
Once the Dark Wings .
One More Damned Resolution
One More Zero
Oops, We Bombed the Wrong Country
Open Mouth, Insert Foot
Open Mouth, Insert Foot (Female Version)
Open Season on the Freeway
Open Water, Blair Fish Project .
The Other Way .
Out on the Left Coast   (originally Under the Boardwalk parody) .
Outsourcing, Offshoring
(Have You Been) Over-Athenated

Paris Had My Number
(Real Big Night for this) Party of One
Patience
Peanut Butter Pancakes (& Pepperoni Pizza Pie Ice Cream) .
(Is That a) Pencil in Your Pocket? (or are you just happy ... ?) .
People Think I'm Horny
Perpetual Eclipse
Picture Perfect
Pimp My Walker
Plant Some Windmills (Ed Begley, Jr.)
Plap, Plop, Plip
Plastic Rivers .
Playing Toy Soldiers
Put All Your Burdens on Me .

Raining Fire from Heaven
Rattled in Seattle
A Reason We Call Them Illegals
Rubber Bullets
Rudy, the Red-Nosed Reindeer  (originally Rudolph, the R-NR parody) .
Rumble on Sesame Street
Runaway Cart
Running Out of the Movies
Running Out of Virgins in Heaven
Running with Scissors

Saddami, Saddami, Baloney   (originally Salami, Salami, Baloney parody) .
Safe Space
Saint Ronald Reaganomics
Same Old Story
Sandman Is Calling .
Santa Got Run Over by his Reindeer   (Grandma GROBAR parody) .
Santa Might Be a Mexican
Santa Must Have a Hovercraft
Santa's Been a Bad, Bad Boy   (originally SC is Coming to Town parody) .
Security Strip-Searched Granny
She Didn't Mind
She Is Magic
She's a Knockout
She's Got a Tattoo
She's Out of My League
She's Turning Left
She Will Not Say She's Sorry
Shine
Shot Down More Times Tonight
Silly Sally Cellhole .
The Simple Life
A Singular Rhyme
Sleeper Cell
Smarterer
Soft Side to the Sun .
So Here We Are at New Year's
I Sold My Wife on eBay
So Long, So Wrong
Somebody Gunned Down Barney .
Somebody's Moving In .
Sometimes I Just Want to Cry .
Speakee ze Angleesh?
Spread a Lot of Money
Stand Tall .
Steaming Cup of Coffee .
Stories
Such a Super Boob (Janet Jackson - 2004 Super Bowl)
Sugar High, Sugar Low .

Taggers Hit Our Home Today
Take a Bowel
(And Still I'm) Talking to Myself .
Terrorists Don't Take a Vacation
Thank God You Saved Me from American Idol
That Is, 'til There Was You .
That's a Problem
That's Gotta Hurt
That's Swell, Mel (Gibson)
And There She Goes (Home Again) .
(There's Got to be) A Meaning .
The Things that I Remember
This Phone is a P.O.S.
Three Miles Later
Three Strikes Against You
Thuper Thighs Me
Tickle Me, Tickle Me
Tired of Christmas
The Tired White Heron (Armando Lopez)
To Catch a Predator
Token White Boy .
Toothless Assholes on Jerry Springer
Top Goes the Diesel   (Pop Goes the Weasel parody) .
A Touch of Christmas .
Tough Job
Toy Story from China
Turning Old .

Ugliest Christmas Tree
U-Haul Ass
Under a Rock
United States of Mexico

Voice Recognition

The Way the Starlight Fills the Sky .
Wayward Son .
We Don't Want Much
Welcome to Sedona, Arizona
We're Not in This 50/50
We Sure Ripped the Bed Apart
What Child Is This?   (What Child Is This? / Greensleeves parody) .
What Makes You Think You've Got a Compact?
What the Hell is Going On? .
What the Hell Did I Ever Do to Montezuma? .
What the Hell Took Us So Long?
Wheelchair in San Francisco
Wheels on the Road .
(Tsunami) When the Wave Came
Where Are the Nuggets on a Chicken?
Whispering Too Loud
The Whistle Song .
Who's Afraid of the Big Blair Witch?   (originally Big Bad Wolf parody) .
Who's Your Daddy?
Why Can't We Be Ron?   (Why Can't We Be Friends? parody) .
Why Wait? Procrastinate
Winning with a Losing Hand .
Wishful Drinking .
With Morning Mouth
A Woman Like You
The World Is Not Your Ashtray
The World's Greatest Lover
Worn Out by our Vacation

Yeah, He Was Cool
You Could Get Seriously Injured
Your ---- Don't Stink
Your Leaving .
You Talking to Me?
You've Got a Lot of Balls
You've Got Spam
You Were the Best

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