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Silent Tree Music - Song Lyrics
( Funny rap song lyrics )
YOU COULD GET SERIOUSLY INJURED
Copyright © 2006 - MickTerry.com
YOU COULD GET SERIOUSLY INJURED
from watching her body in motion.
YOU COULD GET SERIOUSLY damaged
from watching her walking away.
Like wrenching your back while trying to see more.
Like having your eyes pop out on the floor.
Not watching your step and hitting the door.
That seriously would have to hurt.
Like breaking your jaw by having it drop.
Like bruising your tongue by having it flop.
Plunge over a cliff when you should have stopped.
That seriously would have to hurt.
CHORUS
Like getting worked up and popping a vein
that causes a clot that goes to your brain.
Like crossing the tracks in front of a train.
That seriously would have to hurt.
CHORUS
There should be a warning label
so calamites won't occur,
a skull & crossbones: "Dangerous to Your Health".
There should be a warning label
plastered all over her.
But then, that would desecrate such a work of art.
So, wouldn't it be smart to limit the risk?
Cut back how exposed to dangers like this?
But, what's the effect of what you would miss?
That seriously would have to hurt.
That seriously would have to hurt.
CHORUS ( x2 )
She's on the list of activities
your insurance firm disapproves.
She's on the list of activities
they would really rather you not do.
Like skydiving, bungee jumping, motorcycle racing,
sword swallowing, shark kissing, alligator wrestling,
Russian roulette, hara-kiri, extreme dominoes ...
Copyright © 2006 MICK TERRY Silent Tree Music All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ] BMI
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To other cautionary song lyrics:
GLOBAL WARNING
A WOMAN LIKE YOU
GONE APE OVER HIM
FULL BODY MESSAGE
GO EASY ON THE GOODS
GO OFF & KILL SOMEONE
BETTER BE A BETTER BOY
BUT YOU CAN'T GET THERE FROM HER
DOES SHE KNOW WHAT SHE IS DOING?
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