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( Ron Hasse parody song lyrics )
WHY CAN'T WE BE RON?
Copyright © 2006 - mickterry.com

1: He left the Midwest town of Chicago
to find the Valley of- San Fernando.

CHORUS:
Why can't we- be Ron?  Why can't we- be Ron?
Why can't we- be Ron?  Why can't we- be Ron?

2: He found himself three lovely kids and a wife.
Starts selling papers, saying, "This is the life!"
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3: He worked his way up through the Daily- News.
Up near the top, he wasn't singing no blues.
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4: Jack Klunder says, "Hey, Ron, The LA- Times
could use a man with your ambition and drive".
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5: Now at The Times, he's known as "Big Boss- Mon".
I wonder where he stole the talent all from.
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6: Ron's kind of shy, not one for putting on airs.
Just don't go dissin' his Chicago- Bears.
CHORUS:   (x3)

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* ( Parody of War's Why Can’t We Be Friends?,
written by Goldstein, Brown, Allen, Dickerson, Scott, Jordan, Oskar, Miller © 1975 )

To other parody song lyrics:   HEY, DUDE
HASTY BONES
LITTLE SURFER
COPYCAT, COPYCAT
WHAT CHILD IS THIS?
TOP GOES THE DIESEL
BIN LADEN, BIN LADEN
CALIFORNIA SCREAMIN'
OUT ON THE LEFT COAST
SADAMI, SADAMI, BALONEY
DRUNK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN
SANTA'S BEEN A BAD, BAD BOY
HARD TIMES IN MALIBU BLUES
RUDY, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
SANTA GOT RUN OVER BY HIS REINDEER
WHO'S AFRAID OF THE BIG BLAIR WITCH?
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