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( Funny food song lyrics )
WHERE ARE THE NUGGETS ON A CHICKEN?
Copyright © 2005 - mickterry.com

1: Right there, among the beakers of our science lab,
Sidney posed a curious suggestion.
"Who cares?" was the snide response from "Boom-Boom" Crabbe,
but the rest thought it was a worthy question.

2: And since Mrs. Merkle couldn't quite dispute,
out to have herself another baby,
no hints could be gotten from our substitute,
who, at best, was a babysitter, maybe.

CHORUS:
Just where are the nuggets on a chicken?
They certainly aren't easy to find.
Are they pulled up tight or hidden out of sight?
Are they more up front or are they way behind?
Just where are the nuggets on a chicken?

3: We pulled all the volumes off the ref'rence shelves,
scouring ev'ry glossary & index.
No bull, we did all the research by ourselves,
even searched Google for it on the Internet.
CHORUS:

BRIDGE:
There is no clinical research. There's no definitive data.
There is no proof that chicken nuggets exist
throughout zoology readings, especially Vertebrata.
And still the rumors of their presence persist.

4: Next time, while you're waiting at a fast-food chain,
tell them 'bout our poor dissected rooster.
In line, ask your server how they got the name.
Ask them if what they're serving had been neutered.
CHORUS:

Copyright © 2005  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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To whet the appetite:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/food/Story/0,2763,751244,00.html
http://www.we-make-money-not-art.com/archives/006398.php
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_nugget
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