Vampire Christmas song lyrics funny:  Where Do Vampires Go on Christmas?  Beware mistletoe kiss bite. MickTerry.com

Vampire Christmas song lyrics funny:  Where Do Vampires Go on Christmas?  Beware mistletoe kiss bite. MICK TERRY
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Silent Tree Music - Song Lyrics 

( Vampire Christmas song lyrics )
WHERE DO VAMPIRES GO
( ON CHRISTMAS ) ?
Copyright © 2010 - MickTerry.com

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(spoken)
In this holiday season full of giving, receiving,
feasting, fun, love & compassion,
it is sometimes good to remember
those who are different from us
who need caring, compassion & understanding, too,
  ... like vampires.

¾
The pristine white snowfall now blankets the ground,
crisp air full of snowflakes that muffle the sound
of carolers and sleigh bells further in town,
unaware of what's just going on.

A young woman's body half-covered in snow:
her fur-lined hood pulled back, her neck still exposed.
The darkening crimson: which way did he go?
Her attacker's trail filling too soon.

    WHERE DO VAMPIRES GO ON- CHRISTMAS
    when ev'ryone is cheery and- bright?
    WHERE DO VAMPIRES GO ON- CHRISTMAS
    when all they want to do is catch a bite?

Well, what'd you expect? Vampires need loving, too.
They may drink a toast, but it's a diff'rent red brew.
Beware of their mistletoe. They'll do more than kiss you
& you'll wonder how those marks got on your neck.

    CHORUS

        Bloody Merry Christmas.
        Bloody Merry Christmas.

    CHORUS

Copyright © 2010  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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To other scary / Halloween / vampire song lyrics:   HORROR STORIES
ON BONEY ISLAND
CREEPY CRAWLIES
THIS ISN'T TWILIGHT
TIRED OF CHRISTMAS
FRANKLINTOWN FLOOD
FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH
HOWL R U ON HORRORWEEN?
WHERE DO VAMPIRES GO ON CHRISTMAS?
(WHO'S AFRAID OF THE) BIG BLAIR WITCH
To other Christmas song lyrics:   RE-GIFTED AGAIN
CHICKEN TURKEY
CHRISTMAS PARTY
TIRED OF CHRISTMAS
LISTEN TO ME, SANTA
A TOUCH OF CHRISTMAS
FAT MAN IN THE RED SUIT
WARM & FUZZY CHRISTMAS
UGLIEST CHRISTMAS TREE
CHRISTMAS DINNER ALONE
SANTA MIGHT BE A MEXICAN
THE EASTER BUNNY & SANTA
DADDY CANCELED CHRISTMAS
SANTA'S BEEN A BAD, BAD BOY
ANOTHER INTERNET CHRISTMAS
RUDY, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
SANTA MUST HAVE A HOVERCRAFT
SANTA GOT RUN OVER BY HIS REINDEER
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