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( Baby parody song lyrics for James Marino's first birthday )
WHAT CHILD IS THIS ?
Copyright © 2004 - mickterry.com

1: What child is this- who made a mess-
in Daddy's lap is pee-ing?
Who seems so sweet- when sound asleep,-
but innocent looks are deceiving.

CHORUS A:
Piss, poop,- they do their thing.-
They soon expel- what's taken in.
Waste, waste- out either end.-
A ba-by's output is scary.

2: Who's earned the right- to sleep-filled nights?-
A baby knows no postpon-ing.
And baby brings- such worthless things.-
For what sins are you now atoning?

CHORUS B:
Piss, poop,- it's time for change.-
Who knew your lives would be so rearranged?
Waste, waste- out either end.-
A ba-by's output is scary.

3: When Dad takes care- when Mom's not there,-
it's not really called "babysit-ting".
And watch your back:- a burp attack-
can ruin a sweater from spitting.
CHORUS B:

4: So, Happy Birth-day Number One.-
Can Number Two- be far behind?
Let's celebrate- 'cause you can't wait.-
The smell says that now- it's changing time.
CHORUS A:

Copyright © 2004  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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( Parody of the traditional Christmas carol What Child is This? )

To other parody song lyrics:   HEY, DUDE
HASTY BONES
LITTLE SURFER
COPYCAT, COPYCAT
TOP GOES THE DIESEL
BIN LADEN, BIN LADEN
CALIFORNIA SCREAMIN'
WHY CAN'T WE BE RON?
OUT ON THE LEFT COAST
SADAMI, SADAMI, BALONEY
DRUNK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN
SANTA'S BEEN A BAD, BAD BOY
HARD TIMES IN MALIBU BLUES
RUDY, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
SANTA GOT RUN OVER BY HIS REINDEER
WHO'S AFRAID OF THE BIG BLAIR WITCH?
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