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WHAT CHILD IS THIS ?
(written for James Benjamin Marino's 1st birthday 10-21-04)
Parody Lyrics:   MICK TERRY   Copyright © 2004 - MickTerry.com
Original Lyrics & Music:   William Chatterton Dix - Traditional   1865

WHAT CHILD IS THIS- who made a mess-
in Daddy's lap is pee-ing?
Who seems so sweet- when sound asleep,-
but innocent looks are deceiving.

    Piss, poop,- they do their thing.-
    They soon expel- what's taken in.
    Waste, waste- out either end.-
    A ba-by's output is scary.

Who's earned the right- to sleep-filled nights?-
A baby knows no postpon-ing.
And baby brings- such worthless things.-
For what sins are you now atoning?

    Piss, poop,- it's time for change.-
    Who knew your lives would be so rearranged?
    Waste, waste- out either end.-
    A ba-by's output is scary.

When Dad takes care- when Mom's not there,-
it's not really called "babysit-ting".
And watch your back:- a burp attack-
can ruin a sweater from spitting.

    Piss, poop,- they do their thing.-
    They soon expel- what's taken in.
    Waste, waste- out either end.-
    A ba-by's output is scary.

So, Happy Birth-day Number One.-
Can Number Two- be far behind?
Let's celebrate- 'cause you can't wait.-
The smell says that now- it's changing time.

    Piss, poop,- it's time for change.-
    Who knew your lives would be so rearranged?
    Waste, waste- out either end.-
    A ba-by's output is scary.

Copyright © 2004  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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Parody of the traditional Christmas carol  What Child is This?

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