Twins song lyrics funny: Two for the Price of One. Bill Perry, maternity leave, planning kid, Brady Bunch.  MickTerry.com

Twins song lyrics funny: Two for the Price of One. Bill Perry, maternity leave, planning kid, Brady Bunch.  MICK TERRY
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( Twins song lyrics: Sofia & Dean, Chere & Bill Perry )
TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE
Copyright © 2008 - mickterry.com

¾ Lullaby waltz
1: While they're out antique shopping in Cambria,
looking for one more animal head,
Bill had a thought that, like it or not,
thrilled him, yet filled him with dread.

No, it was not about moths or Indians,
two things that make him crawl in his skin.
They were planning a kid, but what if it did
turn into a couple of twins?

CHORUS:
Always hunting for bargains,
always looking for deals,
they'll get two, two, two for the price- of one.

2: That was when Bill's brain started to tick-ing,
figuring out what would be involved.
He'd have to be brave, ask Ron for a raise.
Nothing could stop his resolve.

Bill and Chere packed up Amanda and Julia,
sent them to stay with a cousin or two.
They watched old re-runs of The Brady Bunch,
then danced to old Rush and The Foos   ... (Fighters, that is).
CHORUS:

3: It seems like Bill engineered that whole evening,
and so many more that followed besides.
Not content with just one, they had way too much fun
giving it the old college try.

Now, we are here 'cause their hard work is paying off
in many more ways than one, so it seems.
In a couple of weeks, Bill's maternity leave
will bring them Sofia and Dean.
CHORUS:

CODA:
... two, two, two for the price- of,
two, two, two for the price- of one.

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8-?-08:
Bill & Chere Perry expecting twins, Sofia & Dean,
to join daughters Amanda (21) & Julia (12).

To other pregnancy song lyrics:   DOES THIS PREGNANCY MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
To other anatomy song lyrics:   BIG FAT ZIT
IT WON'T HELP
EYES THAT CROSS
SHE'S A KNOCKOUT
HUNG LIKE A HORSE
MAXIMUM EXPOSURE
FULL BODY MESSAGE
SHE'S GOT A TATTOO
ANOREXIA CAN BE FUN
WITH MORNING MOUTH
YOUR * * * * DON'T STINK
FOLLICLELY CHALLENGED
(IS THAT A) PENCIL IN YOUR POCKET?
DOES SHE KNOW WHAT SHE IS DOING?
JUST SO FAT
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