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( Jerry Springer Show song lyrics )
TOOTHLESS ASSHOLES ON JERRY SPRINGER
Copyright © 2007 - mickterry.com

    Who finds these TOOTHLESS ASSHOLES
    ON the JERRY SPRINGER Show?
    The ones with the less-than-simian IQ's?
    Who delight in slinging cusswords
    and in taking off their clothes,
    and in brawling, punching, kicking, biting,
    ev'ry conceivable kind of fighting,
    including throwing chairs across the room.

So, okay. I've watched it more than just a couple of times.
Even once is really more than I care to admit.
So, okay. I've watched it: guilty of a horrible crime.
Does that make me such a bad person or a hypocrite?

    CHORUS

So, okay. I've been there in the audience on 17 shows.
I don't tell a soul I'm a doctor with a PhD.
So, okay. I've been there, taking part as anything goes.
I've been hooting, hollering, jeering, even throwing debris.

        Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
        They chant each time the cue cards say.
        Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
        And half the show is bleeped and fuzzed away.

So, okay. I'm on it. Tuesday I'm a featured guest
and the contract reads I've got to swear at least- ten times.
So, okay. I'm on it. Guess you've figured out all the rest.
Just 3 fights in the script, but I'm more than free to improvise.

    CHORUS

        Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!   ( repeat ad nauseum ... )

Copyright © 2007  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
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