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( Jerry Springer Show song lyrics )
TOOTHLESS ASSHOLES ON JERRY SPRINGER
Copyright © 2007 - mickterry.com

CHORUS:
Who finds these toothless assholes
on the Jerry Springer Show?
The ones with the less-than-simian IQ's?
Who delight in slinging cusswords
and in taking off their clothes,
and in brawling, punching, kicking, biting,
ev'ry conceivable kind of fighting,
including throwing chairs across the room.

1: So, okay. I've watched it more than just a couple of times.
Even once is really more than I care to admit.
So, okay. I've watched it: guilty of a horrible crime.
Does that make me such a bad person or a hypocrite?
CHORUS:

2: So, okay. I've been there in the audience on 17 shows.
I don't tell a soul I'm a doctor with a PhD.
So, okay. I've been there, taking part as anything goes.
I've been hooting, hollering, jeering, even throwing debris.

BRIDGE:
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
They chant each time the cue cards say.
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
And half the show is bleeped and fuzzed away.

3: So, okay. I'm on it. Tuesday I'm a featured guest
and the contract reads I've got to swear at least- ten times.
So, okay. I'm on it. Guess you've figured out all the rest.
Just 3 fights in the script, but I'm more than free to improvise.
CHORUS:
BRIDGE:   ( repeat ad nauseum ... )

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