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( Funny cellphone song lyrics )
THIS PHONE IS A P.O.S.
Copyright © 2005 - mickterry.com

CHORUS:
This phone is a P.O.S.
It may be good as a paperweight,
but very little else.
This phone isn't worth a hoot.
The only thing that it's suited for
is to clean crap off my boot.

1: It's got a great antenna,
ideal for cleaning cleats.
It works its way right to your sole,
scrapes dog poop off with ease.
But as for clear reception,
like hearing pins that drop,
you might hear a pin, but that's the only thing.
The distortion rarely stops.
CHORUS:

2: It's got a great insurance
in case the phone gets lost,
but with so many loopholes that
you feel you're double-crossed.
They've got great in-store service;
they'll run all kinds of tests.
When they give it back, it still sounds like crap
and reception's worse, at best.

BRIDGE:
Features, functions, menus: it surely has its share.
But half of them cost extra
if you want to keep them there.
Features, functions, menus: a camera, email & games,
and a real good chance that the phone implants
a nice tumor in your brain.

3: It's got great color pictures
as background on its screen.
It's got voice mail and walkie-talk,
even several different rings.
But what's the point with all this
that's sitting in your hand,
if somebody speaks and the signal's weak
and you still can't understand?
CHORUS:

Copyright © 2005  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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