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( Funny cell phone song lyrics )
SILLY SALLY CELLHOLE
Copyright © 2001 - MickTerry.com

SILLY SALLY CELLHOLE
is cruising 'round the town,
never getting off her cellphone,
nearly mowing people down.
She's even turning corners
with her hand still to her ear.
But she's more intent on her argument
than on any car that's near.

SILLY SALLY CELLHOLE
is at the picture show.
If she's talking through the movie,
then why does she even go?
She's talking through the laugh lines,
through the action, through the crimes.
After someone screams, it's a quiet scene
and her phone rings every time.

        Not everyone with a cell-phone
        is as dangerous, crass or rude,
        or oblivious to what else is going on.
        Not everyone with a cell-phone
        has as stupid an attitude
        that says all the world
        revolves around the phone.

SILLY SALLY CELLHOLE
is at the restaurant
as I'm getting quite romantic
in the quiet ambience.
When the peaceful moment's
shattered by a loud, annoying ring,
I have had enough, so I call her bluff
and I smash the  #^({!%&  thing.

Copyright © 2001  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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1-12-10
Transportation Department & safety advocates form FocusDriven
to raise public awareness of distracted driving
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100112/ap_on_hi_te/us_distracted_driving

1-12-09
Ahnold's wife, Maria Shriver Schwarzenegger, caught by TMZ
driving using cellphone. Governor says swift action will be taken:
she donates an old cellphone to charity.

1-12-09
University of Utah study finds drivers on cellphones kill thousands,
even if hands-free.

7-1-08
CA law: illegal to use cellphone w/o hands-free operation while driving.

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VOICE RECOGNITION
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NORTON ANTI-TERRORIST
EVERYTHING IS AUTOMAGIC
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THE COMPUTER ATE MY HOMEWORK
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