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( Funny terrorist song lyrics )
RUNNING OUT OF VIRGINS IN HEAVEN
Copyright © 2005 - mickterry.com

CHORUS:
We're running out of virgins in Heaven.
It's a crisis that's Olympic-sized.
What with all these suicide bombings,
the reserves have been vaporized.
We're running out of virgins in Heaven.
The suppliers just can't keep up.
The demand is overwhelming:
ev'rybody wants to blow themselves up.

1: Who knew it would be such a hit?
A runaway huge success?
We sure as hell didn't count on this.
It's a real logistical mess.
Projections were just for a few.
Response has been way too high.
Whoever came up with seventy
must have been clear out of his mind.
CHORUS:

2: Somebody is going to get fired.
There's going to be hell to pay.
You can't just run up a deficit
and expect to get clean away.
Back-ordered for several months,
out-sourced to fulfill demand,
looks like someone did miscalculate
and we'll need to scale back again.

BRIDGE:
You think your religion's got a monopoly
on Heaven & what it all means?
We've got everyone claiming us as their own
& expecting us to fill all their needs.
Self-inflicted martyrs here & stonings there.
All the Saints preserve us!
What did we poor innocent angels do
that we ever should deserve this?

3: We're getting a whole lot of guys
in pieces down at the gates,
demanding we give them their full count.
They refuse to take sixty-eight.
A voucher won't do any good.
Those girls better not be bruised.
It seems that's all martyrs come here for
& nobody wants a virgin that's used.
CHORUS:

Copyright © 2005  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
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COPYCAT, COPYCAT
BIN LADEN, BIN LADEN
LITTLE TIMMY (McVEIGH)
NORTON ANTI-TERRORIST
HEY! YOU TALKING TO ME?
MY NAME IS ALBERT KYDAH
SADDAMI, SADDAMI, BALONEY
IF WE'RE GOING DOWN (FLIGHT 93)
SECURITY STRIP-SEARCHED GRANNY
TERRORISTS DON'T TAKE A VACATION
THE DAY THE WORLD STOOD STILL (9-11)
OOPS, WE BOMBED THE WRONG COUNTRY
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