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( TP toilet paper song lyrics )
RUNNING OUT OF T.P.
Copyright © 2009 - MickTerry.com

On   YouTube,  performed  LIVE  by  MICK TERRY   (soon!)

RUNNING OUT OF T.P., I'm down to five more sheets.
I don't know where they keep it. This bathroom's really neat.
It's clean and cute and tidy with nothing out of place.
No extra roll on top the tank inside a knitted case.

RUNNING OUT OF T.P., I already checked the shelves
in both the bathroom cab'nets, beneath the sink as well.
But I can find no extra or where they'd be stockpiled.
And ev'ryone's down at the pool. They'll be there for a while.

RUNNING OUT OF T.P. on this, my birthday day.
It seems they've all forgotten: no mention either way.
I do recall a closet outside the bathroom door.
My pants still 'round my ankles, I step outside for more.

RUNNING OUT OF T.P., what kind of hosts are these
to leave their guests all stranded: no backup for relief?
My pants still 'round my ankles, I start to stammering.
My friends all hiding in the hall and they all start to sing.

Copyright © 2009  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
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