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( Funny Christmas Eve song lyrics )
RUDY, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
Copyright © 2000 - MickTerry.com

(spoken)
        You all have heard about RUDY,
        so immortalized in song.
        You all have heard how he saved the day
        one night when things went wrong.
        Well, it wasn't too long
        before his fame was gone
        and he started to go down.
        He hit the sauce more heavily
        and was banned from several towns.
        It was one thing to pull Santa
        and all the baggage in the sleigh.
        Quite another when the lead reindeer
        was dragging his own weight.

        Dashing and dancing 'til out of commission,
        Living the high life with no real conviction.
        They say that pride came before the fall
        of the most infamous REINDEER of all.

RUDY, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER,
had a less-than-shiny NOSE.
Filled to the gills with vodka,
anything would probably glow.

Stardom went to his antlers
after that one night of fame.
All of the other REINDEER
hated that he brought them shame.

        Then one soggy Christmas Eve,
        Santa had to say,
        "'Til you get your head on right,
        ain't no way you'll fly tonight."

Then how the REINDEER snubbed him.
How they used to jeer and call,
"RUDY, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER,
you'll be mounted on some wall."
RUDY, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER,
now is hanging in my hall.

Copyright © 2000  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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Originally a parody of Gene Autry's Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
original lyrics & music by Johnny Marks © 1949,
(based on the story by Robert May),
a new copyrighted melody was created.
http://www.tvacres.com/deers_rudolph.htm

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HASTY BONES
LITTLE SURFER
COPYCAT, COPYCAT
NEVER TOOK VIAGRA
WHAT CHILD IS THIS?
TOP GOES THE DIESEL
BIN LADEN, BIN LADEN
CALIFORNIA SCREAMIN'
WHY CAN'T WE BE RON?
OUT ON THE LEFT COAST
HALF A HEARTBEAT AWAY
SADAMI, SADAMI, BALONEY
HYSTERIA THE BEATLEFUL
DRUNK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN
SANTA'S BEEN A BAD, BAD BOY
HARD TIMES IN MALIBU BLUES
FATAL FRIENDS & FATTENING FOE
SANTA GOT RUN OVER BY HIS REINDEER
WHO'S AFRAID OF THE BIG BLAIR WITCH?
DECK THE WALLS (WITH BOWLS OF JELLO)
To the TOP
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