Open Water, Blair Fish Project: Jaws shark bait splash & slash funny song lyrics. Change pants.  MickTerry.com

Open Water, Blair Fish Project: Jaws shark bait splash & slash funny song lyrics. Afraid, change pants. MICK TERRY
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Silent Tree Music - Song Lyrics 

OPEN WATER, BLAIR FISH PROJECT
Copyright © 2004 - mickterry.com

1: Ever since seeing Jaws,
you've been afraid to go back in the ocean.
Ever since seeing Jaws, not a boat or sub.
You wouldn't even put your toe in
if you ever even had the notion.
You wouldn't even sit inside a half-filled tub.

CHORUS:
Open Water, Blair Fish:
scared enough that it makes you wish
you'd never come to see this:
Shark bait.
Open Water, shark dance:
should have left when you had the chance.
Now you'll have to change your pants.
Shark bait.

2: Ever since seeing Jaws,
you have been going to see all of these thrillers.
Ever since seeing Jaws, nothing has come close.
You're getting lots of dorsal action
in this movie that they say is killer.
Just how much is it going to take to float your boat.
CHORUS:

BRIDGE:
Look, Chum, you're all wet if you're scared of a movie.
Look, Chum, it's just another splash and slash.
It really bites that you pay two fins
just to get that sinking feeling,
Really bites you in the end
just to watch bad teeth attack.
CHORUS:

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6-26-07
Millions of sharks are caught, dorsal fins cut off,
then dropped back into ocean to die.
All for Asian delicacy shark fin soup,
where the fins are almost tasteless but provide texture.

2004
The movie Open Water was based on a true story,
happening too often in real life,
of people being left behind on diving expeditions.

To other real life tragedy song lyrics:   HELL ON WATER
To other water disaster song lyrics:   FILLING THE TUB
To other movie song lyrics:   ALIEN INSIDE ME
SAME OLD STORY
HORROR STORIES
MOTHER PLUCKER
BROKEBACK MOVIE
GONE APE OVER HIM
MRS. HARRY POTTER
FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH
HOWL R U ON HORRORWEEN?
RUNNING OUT OF THE MOVIES
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
I HAD TO MOVE FROM SMALLVILLE
BUT YOU NEVER SAW ME (LIKE ZHIVAGO)
(WHO'S AFRAID OF THE) BIG BLAIR WITCH
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