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( Viagra parody song lyrics )
NEVER TOOK VIAGRA
Parody Lyrics:   MICK TERRY   Copyright © 2009 - MickTerry.com
Original Lyrics & Music:   Hoyt Axton   © 1970

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A little sumpin' from me & my buddy Hoyt ... only he don't know it yet.

Well, I Never Been To Spain-
was a song by Hoyt- Axton-.
Well, some words I had to change-,
but I never really axed him-.

Well, I NEVER TOOK VIA-GRA
or its rip-off called Cialis-,
'though I maybe could've used- them
with those three girls down in Dallas-.
Up like Polar-is,
but after Kay and Al-ice,
a teeny, tiny phal-lus.

Well, I NEVER TOOK to drink-ing,
'cause I couldn't hold my liquor-
and I'd done my share of puk-ing
with my head down in the crapper-.
You're not too drunk- if
you can lay on the floor- with-
out holding on-,
without holding on.

Well, I NEVER TOOK to smok-ing,
but I did try marija-uana-.
Just a little bit of tok-ing,
but I really don't remember.
I got the mun-chies.
My girlfriend dumped- me.
What does it mat-ter?
What does it matter?

Well, I NEVER TOOK VIA-GRA
or its rip-off called Cialis-,
'though I maybe could've used- them
with those three girls down in Dallas-.
Up like Polar-is,
but after Kay and Al-ice,
a teeny, tiny phal-lus.

Copyright © 2009  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
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Parody of  Never Been to Spain  by  Three Dog Night,
original words & music by  Hoyt Axton  © 1970.

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To other smoking song lyrics:   I CAN'T BELIEVE I TOUCHED IT
To other drinking song lyrics:   I PASSED THE BAR
To other Viagra song lyrics:   WHOA, MOM & DAD
To other drug song lyrics:   MY BUTT HURTS
WHAT THE HELL DID WE HIT?
To other parody song lyrics:   DEAD
HEY, DUDE
HASTY BONES
LITTLE SURFER
COPYCAT, COPYCAT
WHAT CHILD IS THIS?
TOP GOES THE DIESEL
BIN LADEN, BIN LADEN
CALIFORNIA SCREAMIN'
WHY CAN'T WE BE RON?
OUT ON THE LEFT COAST
HALF A HEARTBEAT AWAY
SADAMI, SADAMI, BALONEY
HYSTERIA THE BEATLEFUL
DRUNK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN
SANTA'S BEEN A BAD, BAD BOY
HARD TIMES IN MALIBU BLUES
RUDY, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
FATAL FRIENDS & FATTENING FOE
SANTA GOT RUN OVER BY HIS REINDEER
WHO'S AFRAID OF THE BIG BLAIR WITCH?
DECK THE WALLS (WITH BOWLS OF JELLO)
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