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( Ex's boyfriend song lyrics )
MY EX-'S NEW BOYFRIEND
Copyright © 2009 - MickTerry.com

No, I don't miss her. Let bygones be bygones.
We had a good thing for at least five minutes or so.
But her new mister is barely Cro-Magnon.
I'm failing to see what she sees in the likes of this schmoe.

    MY EX-'S NEW BOYFRIEND
    can barely walk erect.
    He's not quite evolved 'though he can count.
    MY EX-'S NEW BOYFRIEND:
    sloping forehead with no neck.
    His knuckles are scraped and calloused
    from dragging on the ground.
    He's such a Neanderthal.

His hair is scrungy, big bald spot combed over.
It must have been three whole- weeks since he took a bath.
His face is lumpy, looks just like an ogre,
with seventeen zits and a mole the size of Japan.

    CHORUS

        I guess she's moving up in the world
        to the strong, silent type.
        She'd wanted me to be more of a man:
        to be dragged by her hair is just about right.

It's not my bus'ness. I really could care less.
She's out of my life. What she does is all up to her.
But in all fairness, her boy toy is peerless.
He's one of a kind and she's got what she- deserves.

    CHORUS

Copyright © 2009  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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To other breakup love song lyrics:   BACKING UP
ON THE ROPES
MORNING LIGHT
HIDDEN CORNERS
GET THE FEELING
WISHFUL DRINKING
MAYBE WE'VE HURT
THAT'S GOTTA HURT
TALKING TO MYSELF
YOU WERE THE BEST
YOU CAN TAKE MY BODY
I SOLD MY WIFE ON eBAY
GOODBYE WAS ALL SHE WROTE
GUESS WHAT I FOUND 'NEATH THE DIRTY FRIDGE?
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