Attorney song lyrics, funny pro bono lawyer story song   My Client Confessed lyrics. Feces retainer.  MickTerry.com

Attorney song lyrics, funny pro bono lawyer story song   My Client Confessed lyrics. Feces retainer.  MICK TERRY
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( Funny attorney / pro bono lawyer retainer
story song lyrics )
MY CLIENT CONFESSED
Copyright © 2011 - MickTerry.com

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MY CLIENT CONFESSED. His case is a mess.
I doubt I can salvage the pieces.
He's changing his plea for the third time this week.
This whole case is turning to feces.

MY CLIENT CONFESSED. He was under duress
and didn't know what he was doing.
When op'ning his mouth to let something out,
it's only himself that he's screwing.

MY CLIENT CONFESSED. And now he's depressed.
His life and career are in shambles.
The judge had enough and tends to nod off
as my client continues to ramble.

MY CLIENT CONFESSED. He must be possessed.
This case should have been a no-brainer.
Pro bono's a word he recently heard.
He wants to get back my retainer.

MY CLIENT CONFESSED. And now I'm obsessed
with seeing he never will go free.
I got him off the hook for that late library book.
But he'll hang for trying to stiff his attorney.

Copyright © 2011  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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11-7-11:
Written after Dr. Conrad Murray found guilty
of involuntary manslaughter in Michael Jackson's death.
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/entertainment&id=8421590

12-8-03:
Mick Terry received a check in the mail for $0.07 as payment in full
as a result of a class action suit of which he had no knowledge.
The only other mail that day was Newsweek, the cover story being
Lawsuit Hell: How Fear of Litigation Is Paralyzing Our Professions.

To other attorney / lawyer song lyrics:   NOT QUITE THE WORLD'S OLDEST PROFESSION
To other police song lyrics:   IT'S JUST A JOB
To other crime song lyrics:   FORTY BIBLES
KING'S RANSOM
A PIRATE'S LIFE
EHAWEE IS GONE
AMERICAN HACKER
COMEDY OF TERRORS
NOIR & HORNY NIGHT
CAUGHT IN THE DESERT
DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH
& LEAVE THE DYING TO US
WHAT THE HELL DID WE HIT?
THE WRONG MAN (TROY DAVIS)
ANOTHER FACE, ANOTHER NAME
TAGGERS HIT OUR HOME TODAY
I'M GETTING JUST A LITTLE BIT WORRIED
MAKING THE WORST (OF A BAD SITUATION)
I WASN'T MAKING ADVANCES (SENATOR LARRY CRAIG)
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