Funny nude song lyrics: Maximum Exposure. Shampooed showers, wet dream, dress on backwards.  MickTerry.com

Funny nude song lyrics: Maximum Exposure. Shampooed showers, wet dream, dress on backwards.  MICK TERRY
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Silent Tree Music - Song Lyrics 

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MAXIMUM EXPOSURE
Copyright © 1999 - mickterry.com

1: The first time we met, she was totally nude,
and gave me the most in exposure.
I don't usually act like the typical prude,
but this time I just lost my composure.

At first, I had thought I was on the wrong side,
by entering the wrong set of showers.
But she kept her cool, in no hurry to hide,
as she shampooed for what seemed like hours-.

CHORUS:
Maximum exposure for a minimum time,
leaving nothing left to be imagined.
Maximum exposure for a minimum time.
It's a wet dream that should never have happened.

2: The next time we met, she was totally dressed
and formally attired for the evening.
I have to admit I was not as impressed
as that first time that was so revealing.

Her gown was full length from her neck to her toes.
My memory had made me feel awkward.
But all down her back was completely exposed
and I thought that her dress was on backwards.
CHORUS:

BRIDGE:
Images of beauty rush before my eyes:
pictures of perfection to my soul.
Nothing can compare once I've been so tantalized.
Nothing else has taken such a hold.

3: But now, every time that we meet on the street,
a party or some such occasion,
I can't help but feel that I'm not quite complete,
thinking back to that first situation.

I've heard that it's true, if you just visualize,
'most anything's yours for the taking.
So, I spend every chance that I can fantasize
for the future with her I'll be making.
CHORUS:

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IT WON'T HELP
EYES THAT CROSS
SHE'S A KNOCKOUT
HUNG LIKE A HORSE
FULL BODY MESSAGE
SHE'S GOT A TATTOO
ANOREXIA CAN BE FUN
WITH MORNING MOUTH
YOUR * * * * DON'T STINK
FOLLICLELY CHALLENGED
(IS THAT A) PENCIL IN YOUR POCKET?
DOES SHE KNOW WHAT SHE IS DOING?
DOES THIS PREGNANCY MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
JUST SO FAT
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