Funny Christmas songs lyrics:  Listen to Me, Santa Porsche. Deliver presents, girls boys toys, fly past house. Mick Terry

Funny Christmas songs lyrics:  Listen to Me, Santa Porsche. Deliver presents, girls boys toys, fly past house. Mick Terry
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Silent Tree Music - Song Lyrics 

( Funny Christmas songs - lyrics )
LISTEN TO ME, SANTA
Copyright © 2004 - mickterry.com

1: Now, listen to me, Santa.
You've got to get this right.
There're lots of girls and boys out there
whose presents are real nice-.
They're showered every Christmas
with loads of toys and things,
so much they know what to expect,
demanding what you'll bring.

2: Now, listen to me, Santa.
Please do not get this wrong.
There's other girls and boys out there
who barely have a home-.
And lots are really starving
for just a bite to eat.
And some are even freezing now
with no shoes on their feet.

BRIDGE:
Santa, would I seem ungrateful
if I turned you down this year?
Santa, since they're bought and paid for,
could you fly on by past my house that night
and deliver all my goodies to a lot of other kids?
Could you fly on by past my house that night
and deliver all my goodies? I'd feel better if you did-.

3: Now, listen to me, Santa.
You'd better get this clear.
Don’t think this generosity
will happen every year-.
'Cause I bet Uncle Marvin
that you won't stop this time.
And if you fly right past our house,
his brand new Porsche's mine.

Copyright © 2004  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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To other car song lyrics:   FINS FINS
To other children's song lyrics:   EVIL TWIN
To other toy song lyrics:   TOY STORY FROM CHINA
To other Christmas song lyrics:   CHICKEN TURKEY
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TIRED OF CHRISTMAS
RATTLED IN SEATTLE
A TOUCH OF CHRISTMAS
FAT MAN IN THE RED SUIT
UGLIEST CHRISTMAS TREE
CHRISTMAS DINNER ALONE
SANTA MIGHT BE A MEXICAN
DADDY CANCELED CHRISTMAS
SANTA'S BEEN A BAD, BAD BOY
ANOTHER INTERNET CHRISTMAS
RUDY, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
SANTA MUST HAVE A HOVERCRAFT
SANTA GOT RUN OVER BY HIS REINDEER
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