Funny Christmas songs: LISTEN TO ME, SANTA by MICK TERRY

Funny Christmas songs lyrics: Listen to Me, Santa Porsche. Deliver presents, girls boys toys, fly past house. Mick Terry

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Silent Tree Music - Song Lyrics

( Funny Christmas songs - lyrics )
LISTEN TO ME, SANTA
Copyright © 2004 - mickterry.com

Now, LISTEN TO ME, SANTA.
You've got to get this right.
There're lots of girls and boys out there
whose presents are real nice-.
They're showered every Christmas
with loads of toys and things,
so much they know what to expect,
demanding what you'll bring.

Now, LISTEN TO ME, SANTA.
Please do not get this wrong.
There's other girls and boys out there
who barely have a home-.
And lots are really starving
for just a bite to eat.
And some are even freezing now
with no shoes on their feet.

Santa, would I seem ungrateful
if I turned you down this year?
Santa, since they're bought and paid for,
could you fly on by past my house that night
& deliver all my goodies
to a lot of other kids?
Could you fly on by past my house that night
& deliver all my goodies?
I'd feel better if you did-.

Now, LISTEN TO ME, SANTA.
You'd better get this clear.
Don't think this generosity
will happen every year-.
'Cause I bet Uncle Marvin
that you won't stop this time.
And if you fly right past our house,
his brand new Porsche's mine.

To other car song lyrics: FINS FINS
To other children's song lyrics: EVIL TWIN
To other toy song lyrics: INNOCENT TOY
TOY STORY FROM CHINA
To other Christmas song lyrics: CHICKEN TURKEY
CHRISTMAS PARTY
TIRED OF CHRISTMAS
RATTLED IN SEATTLE
A TOUCH OF CHRISTMAS
FAT MAN IN THE RED SUIT
WARM & FUZZY CHRISTMAS
UGLIEST CHRISTMAS TREE
CHRISTMAS DINNER ALONE
SANTA MIGHT BE A MEXICAN
THE EASTER BUNNY & SANTA
DADDY CANCELED CHRISTMAS
SANTA'S BEEN A BAD, BAD BOY
ANOTHER INTERNET CHRISTMAS
RUDY, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
SANTA MUST HAVE A HOVERCRAFT
SANTA GOT RUN OVER BY HIS REINDEER
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