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LIFE.com
( Funny Internet song lyrics )
Copyright © 2000 - MickTerry.com

My daughter's got a date tonight
with someone from online.
I hope his record's not as long
as the older one that time.
I've been hacked by unknown hackers
just as if I was Fort Knox.
My credit cards have been tapped out
by geeks in smelly socks.

I'm sick of all the viruses.
I'm tired of all the jokes.
I've had my share of forwarding
what turns out to be a hoax.
And I've talked enough in tech-speak
and I've had my fill of SPAM.
Now, isn't it about time
I found out just who I am?

    I'm checking out LIFE.COM to see how the story goes.
    LIFE.COM to see what I need to know.
    For all the latest happenings, for all the hippest trends,
    I'm checking out LIFE.COM
    to see how this story's going to end.

I'm overwhelmed with triple-X:
more tits than I could use,
and horny girls from colleges
all just waiting for abuse.
And I've been so over-bannered,
I don't read them anymore.
What once was fun has since become
not much more than a chore.

    CHORUS

        Maybe I became aware of a growing discontent
        discovering my thirteen year-old was on the Internet,
        downloading freebie pornos from a hundred-sixty sites.
        Maybe I became aware a little more that night.

Have I become so jaded
or just sensitive to trash?
The information highway has,
for me, just begun to crash.
Well, I know that there's still beauty,
but it's hard to see beneath
the crap that's piled on every day.
Thank God I've got "Delete".

    CHORUS

Copyright © 2000  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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To other family song lyrics:   FAMILY
To other technology song lyrics:   LITTLE SURFER
BURIED IN EMAIL
YOU'VE GOT SPAM
AMERICAN HACKER
LITTLE GREEN MEN
VOICE RECOGNITION
THIS PHONE IS A P.O.S.
SILLY SALLY CELLHOLE
I SOLD MY WIFE ON eBAY
NORTON ANTI-TERRORIST
TOPPED OUT ON TWITTER
EVERYTHING IS AUTOMAGIC
LOST IN A VOICE MAIL JUNGLE
ANOTHER INTERNET CHRISTMAS
DAY AFTER ROSWELL (OF CORSO)
THE COMPUTER ATE MY HOMEWORK
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