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LIFE.com
( Funny Internet song lyrics )
Copyright © 2000 - mickterry.com

1: My daughter's got a date tonight
with someone from online.
I hope his record's not as long
as the older one that time.
I've been hacked by unknown hackers
just as if I was Fort Knox.
My credit cards have been tapped out
by geeks in smelly socks.

2: I'm sick of all the viruses.
I'm tired of all the jokes.
I've had my share of forwarding
what turns out to be a hoax.
And I've talked enough in tech-speak
and I've had my fill of SPAM.
Now, isn't it about time
I found out just who I am?

CHORUS:
I'm checking out Life.com to see how the story goes.
Life.com to see what I need to know.
For all the latest happenings, for all the hippest trends,
I'm checking out Life.com
to see how this story's going to end.

3: I'm overwhelmed with triple-X:
more tits than I could use,
and horny girls from colleges
all just waiting for abuse.
And I've been so over-bannered,
I don't read them anymore.
What once was fun has since become
not much more than a chore.
CHORUS:

BRIDGE:
Maybe I became aware of a growing discontent
discovering my thirteen year-old was on the Internet,
downloading freebie pornos from a hundred-sixty sites.
Maybe I became aware a little more that night.

4: Have I become so jaded
or just sensitive to trash?
The information highway has,
for me, just begun to crash.
Well, I know that there's still beauty,
but it's hard to see beneath
the crap that's piled on every day.
Thank God I've got "Delete".
CHORUS:

Copyright © 2000  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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To other family song lyrics:   FAMILY
To other technology song lyrics:   LITTLE SURFER
BURIED IN EMAIL
YOU'VE GOT SPAM
AMERICAN HACKER
LITTLE GREEN MEN
VOICE RECOGNITION
THIS PHONE IS A P.O.S.
SILLY SALLY CELLHOLE
I SOLD MY WIFE ON eBAY
NORTON ANTI-TERRORIST
EVERYTHING IS AUTOMAGIC
LOST IN A VOICE MAIL JUNGLE
ANOTHER INTERNET CHRISTMAS
THE COMPUTER ATE MY HOMEWORK
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