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( Funny Jewish Elvis Blue Christmas parody song lyrics )
JEW CHRISTMAS
Copyright © 2009 - MickTerry.com

  YouTube, performed LIVE by Blond Chitlin' Goldstein

(spoken)
        Mazel tov to my newly departed princess.

I'll have a JEW CHRISTMAS with or without you.
I'll be having some soup just thinking about you.
Restorations of dreidels on a green Chanukah bush
don't mean no shpilkes if I can't see your tush.

And when those few matzos start balling,
that's when those blue yarmulkes start falling.
Your menorah's alright with your new Christian guy.
But, I'll have a new too blue JEW CHRISTMAS.

        I got dumped for some schlump,
        now your new boy-toy goy.
        You changed your religion,
        all I can say is "oy".

Your menorah's alright with your new Christian guy.
But, I'll have a new too blue JEW CHRISTMAS.
Yes, I'll have a new too blue JEW ... ( Single Bells )

(spoken)
            Thank you very much.
            Happy Harmonica.

Copyright © 2009  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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Parody of Blue Christmas by Elvis Presley (1957),
original words & music by Billy Hayes & Jay Johnson © 1948

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