Costco Song Lyrics: I CAN TELL YOU BUY AT COSTCO: MICK TERRY

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Silent Tree Music - Song Lyrics

( Costco song lyrics )
I CAN TELL YOU BUY AT COSTCO
Copyright © 2008 - mickterry.com

1: Enough toothpaste to last for the next nine years.
Enough napkins to wallpaper the whole block.
Enough soda 'til it's coming out our ears.
When will your buying e-ver stop?

CHORUS:
I can tell you buy at Costco
by the stockpiles on our shelves.
When even a couple is way too much,
still you end up buying twelve.
I can tell you buy at Costco
'cause you only buy big cans.
When is a good deal not a bargain?

2: Enough orange juice in a fifty-five gallon drum.
Enough waffles to sound proof my studio.
Enough T.P. to fill up our spare bedroom.
When will your spending e-ver go?
CHORUS:

BRIDGE:
We don't need a lawn mower
just because you got a great buy.
We don't need a leaf blower.
Our apartment complex hires
those Mexican gardener guys.

3: Enough pizza for parties all over town.
Enough condoms for promiscuous intercourse.
Enough mouthwash to gargle until we drown.
When will your splurging end in divorce?
CHORUS:

To other money song lyrics: TOUGH JOB
To other home song lyrics: YOUR LEAVING
I'M GOING HOME
PICTURE PERFECT
BRAND NEW SLUMS
INVASION OF PRIVACY
STEAMING CUP OF COFFEE
THREE STRIKES AGAINST YOU
MISS MANNERS, MISS MANNERS
TAGGERS HIT OUR HOME TODAY
& THERE SHE GOES (HOME AGAIN)
To the TOP
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