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( Costco song lyrics )
I CAN TELL YOU BUY AT COSTCO
Copyright © 2008 - mickterry.com

Enough toothpaste to last for the next nine years.
Enough napkins to wallpaper the whole block.
Enough soda 'til it's coming out our ears.
When will your buying e-ver stop?

    I CAN TELL YOU BUY AT COSTCO
    by the stockpiles on our shelves.
    When even a couple is way too much,
    still you end up buying twelve.
    I CAN TELL YOU BUY AT COSTCO
    'cause you only buy big cans.
    When is a good deal not a bargain?

Enough orange juice in a fifty-five gallon drum.
Enough waffles to sound proof my studio.
Enough T.P. to fill up our spare bedroom.
When will your spending e-ver go?

    CHORUS

        We don't need a lawn mower
        just because you got a great buy.
        We don't need a leaf blower.
        Our apartment complex hires
        those Mexican gardener guys.

Enough pizza for parties all over town.
Enough condoms for promiscuous intercourse.
Enough mouthwash to gargle until we drown.
When will your splurging end in divorce?

    CHORUS

Copyright © 2008  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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