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( Nudist party crasher song lyrics )
HOW COME WE'RE THE ONLY ONES?
Copyright © 2009 - MickTerry.com

On   YouTube,  performed  LIVE  by  MICK TERRY

Just found this invitation
in my roommate's girlfriend's trash.
They already had other plans tonight,
so I guess they chose to pass.
About this invitation, what d'you say?
You want to crash?
Let's crash this party tonight.

There's no one on the front porch.
Number says the right address.
The door is ajar, so we walk right in,
help our selves to food we pass.
There's no one 'til the back door,
by the pool and they're all undressed.
We've crashed this party tonight.

    HOW COME WE'RE THE ONLY ONES
    with a stitch of clothing on here tonight?
    HOW COME WE'RE THE ONLY ONES
    whose body color is anywhere close to white?

With my whole mouth packed solid,
chewing down on candied yams,
I can't catch my breath and I almost choke
at the sight of all those massive gams,
ginormous boobs and buttocks,
and male members twice what I am.
We crashed this party tonight.

    CHORUS

        We both have started thinking,
        maybe this wasn't such a good idea-.
        What did we walk into
        where ev'rybody's nude
        & we are hopelessly miscast?
        We both have started shrinking
        and retreating before we had a beer-.
        But then, our way is blocked
        by two humongous jocks
        and they're upset that we'd leave so fast.

The sweat has soaked my armpits
as I try to keep my cool
and explain how we made such a big mistake
without sounding like a fool.
It seems to make no dif'rence
as they throw us in the pool.
We made a big splash at this party tonight.

    CHORUS

Copyright © 2009  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
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