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( Malibu Blues hard times song lyrics )
HARD TIMES IN MALIBU BLUES
[ English translation of  HOD TOMZ IN MALIBU BLUZ ]
Copyright © 2001 - MickTerry.com

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6/8   (blues)
Now, when I woke up this morning
there's something just wasn't right.
My woman's been with the pool man again & she's
gone for a dive.

My Rolex got- all busted.
My Jaguar's in- the shop.
The movie I put nine hundred grand in has now
turned out a flop.

    I've got those HARD TIMES IN Playland,
    HARD TIMES IN MALIBU BLUES.-

My broker took all my money.
The maid called in sick again.
There's no dial tone on my cellular phone & I
can't buy a friend.

I've got this ten-nis elbow.
My golf swing's in- a slice.
I just found out that my daughter's been out with a
sexual device.

    I've got those HARD TIMES IN Playland,
    HARD TIMES IN MALIBU BLUES.-

The tabloids all have that picture
of me and that skinny-ass kid.
They won't believe that she's really my niece & there's
nothing we did.

The mud slides into my backyard.
The ocean tears up my beach.
I get no thrill from the fires in the hills & the
blondes that are bleached.

    I've got those HARD TIMES IN Playland,
    HARD TIMES IN MALIBU BLUES.-

My girlfriend tells me she's pregnant.
Her sister tells me the same.
If I'm not nice they will go to my wife & then
start naming names.

Now, when my wo-man left me,
I felt just half- alive.
I rescued me with a shop-ping spree down on
Rodeo Drive.

    I've got those HARD TIMES IN Playland,
    HARD TIMES IN MALIBU BLUES.-
    I've got those HARD TIMES IN Playland,
    HARD TIMES IN MALIBU BLUES.-

Copyright © 2001  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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Originally a parody of  Heartbreak Hotel  by  Elvis Presley,
words & music by  Mae Boren Axton, Tommy Durden & Elvis Presley
© 1956,  a new copyrighted melody was created.

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To other parody song lyrics:   HEY, DUDE
To other blues song lyrics:   HEART & ROLL
To other city song lyrics:   CAHUENGA, TOPANGA
To other mudslide song lyrics:   PLAP, PLOP, PLIP
To other foreign language song lyrics:   SMARTERER
ALL DUDED OUT
HELL ON WATER
CHILDREN OF WAR
CAHUENGA, TOPANGA
NIGHT OF DYING MOON
SPEAKEE ZE ANGLEESH?
OUTSOURCING, OFFSHORING
HELLO! SHE'S LIKE SO BUSTED
I CAN TELL YOU'RE FROM BAWLMER
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