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( Funny fat man Christmas Eve song lyrics )
FAT MAN IN THE RED SUIT
Copyright © 1997 - mickterry.com

Performed by :
  Brutal2ThEar 
with Terry Lawrence - guest lead vocals

        I don't mean to be a pooper;
        I am certainly no scrooge.
        But if you've got to have a myth,
        then don't make it quite so huge.
        Ah, ... now let me see if I've got this straight:

So the FAT MAN IN THE RED SUIT
slithers down this skinny tube,
never gets his white trim dirty,
never even scuffs his boots.
& he gets his milk and cookies,
never finds a fireplace lit
or himself inside a furnace
with a fire inside of it.

So the FAT MAN IN THE RED SUIT
has these caribou that fly.
& they never show on radar
or get shot at in the sky.
& he visits every household,
bringing everybody gifts.
& he does this all in one night.
& I'm supposed to buy all this?

        So many kids, so little time.
        How could he get the job done?
        So many kids, so little time.
        & he never has a problem?

So the FAT MAN IN THE RED SUIT
must have independent means
to afford to pay his munchkins,
to be as generous as he seems.
So forgive my skeptic nature,
but I want to see some proof.
& now, if you'll please excuse me,
I hear something on my roof :

Could it be the FAT MAN IN THE RED SUIT?
Or maybe Elvis in a jump suit?
But not eight reindeer with some old coot.
Oh, no! It's the FAT MAN!!

Copyright © 1997  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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TIRED OF CHRISTMAS
RATTLED IN SEATTLE
LISTEN TO ME, SANTA
A TOUCH OF CHRISTMAS
UGLIEST CHRISTMAS TREE
CHRISTMAS DINNER ALONE
SANTA MIGHT BE A MEXICAN
THE EASTER BUNNY & SANTA
DADDY CANCELED CHRISTMAS
SANTA'S BEEN A BAD, BAD BOY
ANOTHER INTERNET CHRISTMAS
RUDY, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
SANTA MUST HAVE A HOVERCRAFT
SANTA GOT RUN OVER BY HIS REINDEER
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