Funny Homophobic song lyrics: Fairy Godfather Tinkerbill. Hidden agender sexual blender embarrassment. MickTerry

Funny Homophobic song lyrics: Fairy Godfather Tinkerbill. Hidden agender sexual blender embarrassment. Mick Terry
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FAIRY GODFATHER
Copyright © 2000, 2004 - Stewart Sher + MickTerry.com

CHORUS:
I've got a fairy godfather
we don't talk about all that much.
He's been a source of embarrassment
with his tendencies and such.
It's not just his choice of colors
or the way that he flits about.
I've got this fairy godfather
we don't like talking about.

1: They call him "Tinkerbill"
in a not too flattering way.
He's more than comical
in the things that he has to say.
There's something magical,
more than strange in the usual way.
And still the family has fears.
CHORUS:

2: They feel uncomfortable
with the way he makes them all feel.
They find regrettable
that his life couldn't stay concealed.
They find unthinkable
any truth that he's ever revealed.
And still the family has fears.

BRIDGE:
Maybe their fears are grounded
in what they might see within,
in what they don't like within themselves,
in the ways that they feel chagrined.
Maybe their fears are grounded
in nothing more than their fears.
Maybe each of us, in our very own way,
is more than we appear.

3: I'm not agreeable
with the choices he's made as his.
But I find it probable
that he's not such a nemesis.
I like my Uncle Bill
for the fun human that he is.
And still the family has fears.
CHORUS:

CODA:
He had a hidden agender.
No one knew if he was a she.
Nowadays it's a sexual blender.
No big deal which way you might be.
He had a hidden agender.
Why is everyone looking at me?
And still the family has fears.

Copyright © 2000, 2004  Lyrics:  MICK TERRY
Copyright © 2004  Music:  STEWART SHER + MICK TERRY
Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
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