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EVIL TWIN
( Funny children's song lyrics )
Copyright © 2000 - mickterry.com

1: Every cookie is gone.
Crumbs all over the floor.
Greasy finger smears all over the glass.
When there's something gone wrong,
guess who they're looking for?
When there's something gone wrong,
who's the first one they ask?

CHORUS:
I've got an evil twin
that nobody really knows about.
He disappeared at birth,
but he was just kept hidden away.
An evil twin with this nasty habit of getting out,
creating lots of damage, leaving me to blame.

2: Broken lamp on the ground.
Screen door noisily slams.
Mud tracks through the house on freshly cleaned rugs.
He's nowhere to be found.
He's the first one to scram.
He's nowhere to be found.
I'm the first one they plug.
CHORUS:

BRIDGE:
They know I wouldn't do that.
They know that's not my style.
There's someone else who does the deed & leaves.
They know I couldn't do that.
I'm not the only child.
There's someone else who masquerades as me.

3: Bad grade down at the school.
Baseball through a big pane.
Fighting in the hall with two other kids.
He's played them for a fool.
They don't see through his game.
He's played them for a fool,
but he'll never admit.
CHORUS:

CODA:
In the immortal words of Bart Simpson:
"I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it!
You can't prove anything!"

Copyright © 2000  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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