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( El Paso parody song lyrics )
EL CRAPO
Copyright © 2008 - MickTerry.com

Out in the West Texas town of El Crapo,
they've got a song 'bout some Mexican girl:
shameless young hussy, the name of Felina.
Give her a buck and she'd give you a whirl.

Give her five more and she'd leave the cantina,
take you upstairs in that flea-bag hotel.
Why I would fall for this faithless young maiden,
I'm at a loss and in vain, I could tell.

        One night a bunch of old truckers came in,
        horny and drunker than sin----,
        starting to grope her, but then, I was sober
        and there was no virtue for me to defend.

So in anger I
ended this story right at the beginning,
walking straight out the cantina's front door.
I hope she's happy with her mother truckers.
What could I expect from the town's fav'rite whore?

Out in the West Texas town of El Crapo,
they've got a song there that just will not die,
telling a story for over nine verses.
Maybe it's true, but for sure, it ain't I.

Copyright © 2008  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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Parody of' El Paso by Marty Robbins,
original words & music © 1961 by Marty Robbins.

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