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THE EASTER BUNNY AND SANTA
( Funny Easter Bunny song lyrics )
Copyright © 2006 - MickTerry.com

THE EASTER BUNNY AND SANTA
had a conference call last night.
They've started pooling resources
'cause they're both in similar plights.
They've both been taken for granted
by- way too many kids
There's a whole lot more that don't believe
than those that really did.

THE EASTER BUNNY AND SANTA
had a similar few complaints.
By teaming all of their forces,
they have got so much they can gain.
They're working different seasons,
so there's no need to compete.
Now, THE EASTER BUNNY AND SANTA
need to build cred in the street.

Cross channel distribution,
time- management to extreme,
effective and- efficient
now are bywords for- this team.
They're even pledging to work out,
as a sidebar to this pact.
Now their goal's to lose,
between the two, a hundred pounds of fat.

        Cost-cutting,
        they're shutting down old systems of waste.
        They've networked their computers,
        combining their database.
        Cost-cutting,
        they're putting out such a positive vibe:
        their helpers are ecstatic.
        Morale's at an all-time high.

THE EASTER BUNNY AND SANTA
now are hiring a P.R. firm
to help project a new image,
maximizing their- return.
They didn't start out to make money,
but to bring joy to kid's lives.
Yeah, but now who knows? If this all goes,
they might just sell the franchise.

Copyright © 2006  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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