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( Pregnancy song lyrics )
DOES THIS PREGNANCY
( MAKE ME LOOK FAT? )
Copyright © 2005 - mickterry.com

1: Now, please keep this in mind:
I love my wife so deeply.
But, there are times when she asks things
that I feel compelled to lie.
It tears me up inside.
She always asks so sweetly.
But, what am I supposed to do?
I've got no alibi.

2: It puts me to the test.
Please don't start condemnation.
To tell the truth would jeopardize
all the peace that's in our home.
It's difficult at best: a no-win situation.
So I make up all kinds of stuff
when she gets me alone  ...  & asks:

CHORUS:
"Does this pregnancy make me look fat?
Do these polka dots make me look stupid?
Does the fact that I'm wearing a thong
when I'm nearly nine months along
seem a little bit some-how wrong
for a new mother?"

3: To paraphrase a verse
& misquote Rhymin' Simon,
"A woman hears what she wants to hear
& she disregards the rest."
It goes from bad to worse.
There is no perfect timing.
A man will do what he's got to do
to keep peace in his nest.
CHORUS:

BRIDGE:
Logic:   will she listen to logic
or reason or common sense?
Toxic:   what you say can be toxic
and place all your loving in the   ...
past tense.
CHORUS:

CODA:
Got milk?

Copyright © 2005  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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To other disability song lyrics:   WHEELCHAIR IN SAN FRANCISCO
To other pregnancy song lyrics:   TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE
To other anatomy song lyrics:   BIG FAT ZIT
IT WON'T HELP
EYES THAT CROSS
SHE'S A KNOCKOUT
HUNG LIKE A HORSE
MAXIMUM EXPOSURE
FULL BODY MESSAGE
SHE'S GOT A TATTOO
ANOREXIA CAN BE FUN
WITH MORNING MOUTH
YOUR * * * * DON'T STINK
FOLLICLELY CHALLENGED
(IS THAT A) PENCIL IN YOUR POCKET?
DOES SHE KNOW WHAT SHE IS DOING?
JUST SO FAT
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