Hawaiian song lyrics funny: Aloha Oi Vey. Big Island princess shopping, Pele volcano, goyem. MickTerry.com

Hawaiian song lyrics funny: Aloha Oi Vey. Big Island princess shopping, Pele volcano, goyem. MICK TERRY
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( Funny Hawaiian song lyrics )
ALOHA OI VEY
( Princess shopping on The Big Island )
Copyright 2006 - MickTerry.com

Seems like most Hawaiian legends
start out with a handsome young prince.
& for sure, Irving was a prince in his mother's eyes.
When the fam'ly took vacation,
they sailed far from their Castle Brooklyn
in the long canoe, payments overdue,
all expenses amortized.

When they landed on The Island,
they never had seen such splendor,
with the mountains so tall & spewing volcanic smoke.
They were shopping for a princess.
Such a marriage that she would enter
with their perfect one: she would give him sons,
keep the royal line un-broke.

    ALO-HA, ALOHA OI- VEY.
    On an island so small,
    you don't know if you're coming or going.
    ALO-HA, ALOHA OI- VEY.
    Here's the legend so tall
    about Irv Schwartz & Sylvia Cohen.

It was on a tour of The Island
that Irv met up with a native,
just a clerk in a tourist trap where his mother shopped.
Was it that she was wearing no bra
that he found so infatuative?
But what ever it was, they had found a love
that they knew could not be stopped.

    CHORUS

        What to do? His mother would never approve.
        Being one eighth goyem, a real true princess
        Sylvia could never be.
        What to do? Her family disapproved, too.
        As a deli owner, Irv was not the doctor
        her fam'ly had always foreseen.

Goddess Pele felt their tears fall
inside her- deep volcano
& took pity upon these two who could never wed.
She transformed them into mannequins
in a bridal supply shop window.
In the day, they're seen like a married dream.
But at night, without lights, there's that bridal bed.

    CHORUS

Copyright 2006  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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( Hawaii & Florida have become burroughs of New York. )

To other travel song lyrics:   I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE
WORN OUT BY OUR VACATION
To other city song lyrics:   CAHUENGA, TOPANGA
To other state song lyrics:   CALIFORNIA SCREAMIN'
To other Jewish song lyrics:   JEW CHRISTMAS
RATTLED IN SEATTLE
YOU DIDN'T RETURN MY CALL
IF THE HOLOCAUST WAS A MYTH
THE HANUKKAH CHANUKAH SONG
To other story song lyrics:   HEY, MISTER!
CHICKEN TURKEY
FULL OF SURPRISES
EXPERIMENTS COME
PERPETUAL ECLIPSE
MAXIMUM EXPOSURE
INVASION OF PRIVACY
PARIS HAD MY NUMBER
JUST BEFORE LOST HILLS
OF COURSE IT HAD TO RAIN
PUT ALL YOUR BURDENS ON ME
SECURITY STRIP-SEARCHED GRANNY
HAVE A FUN HIGH SCHOOL REUNION
AND THERE SHE GOES (HOME AGAIN)
KINGDOM OF THE GUN (RIDING HIGH)
FINS FINS (THE ODDYSEY OF THE TRAILER)
MAKING THE WORST (OF A BAD SITUATION)
To the TOP
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